This is the best story I've heard this year...and it's all true!

Ok, I went to the XU Game on Wednesday...we won, which is great...good story, right? Kidding...ok, so we were sitting with one of my dad's associates, and she told us this story about her cousin, that took his son to the Newport Aquarium last weekend. The Newport Aquarium is in Kentucky...right over the river from Cincy. Anyway...the kid, who is 9 years old, got lost and his parents were frantic...they were looking everywhere for him, and after a half an hour of searching, saw him walking down the hallway towards them, without a coat on, shivering. He said that he was freezing and he wanted to go home. They said ok, and took him home quickly. As soon as he got to the house, he ran upstairs and the parents heard bathwater running. Figuring that he was taking a warm bath after being so cold, they went up to check on him and what did they find? THE KID STOLE A BABY PENGUIN!!!! I tell you true, folks. He was watching the staff go in and out of the display and sneaked his way in, smuggled out a baby penguin into his backpack and then found his parents and asked to come home! THE KID STOLE A BABY PENGUIN!!!! The parents immediately called the Aquarium and then drove back and made the kid return the penguin (of course)...and then proceeded to call every single person they knew. So, if you want a baby penguin, I know a 9 year old that can help you out. (The baby penguin is fine and no charges were leveled on this kid, although I imagine that he's not allowed back for a while.) No pictures today, so far...but I'll post later tonight...I have one more class and then it's the weekend....wheeee!